Saturday, October 26, 2013

Saturday Funny: October 26/13

Afternoon all!! I hope you had an awesome week. We are still renovating but taking a much needed brake this week. Trust me I will be so gland when we are not eating takeout so much.

We have all  the hallway panted most of the living room except where the white accents need to go (which there are a LOT of accents) as well there we had to do some major wall repairs. Then we can paint the bathroom finish painting the kitchen and finally finish up the boys room. Good gravy and I want this all done by like next weekend!

So on one of our many dinner brakes I came across this out and out funny video floating around face book. I think it wins the funnies thing this week so I just have to share it with you.

If you find anything funny floating around Facebook that you wold like me to share send it to me!

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Saturday Funny: October 19/13

Hello everyone! How was your week this week? Ours well we are all scrabbling to work more on the renovations prior to the end of the month. Yay us. Will it get completed your gess is as good as mine. 

So with all the chaos this week lets see what was funny on Facebook this week:

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Saturday Funny: October 11/13

Good Saturday everyone. 
Let me start off the week by saying I'm a new addict to IKIA. There I said it. I can admit it. What was suppose to be a quick trip to IKIA no more then an hour tops turned into 5 hours later. Yup 5 hours. At that point I wasn't even don't looking & plotting for these renovations we have going on. So more to come about IKIA I'm sure. 

So until then let's see what was floating around Facebook this week that was funny:

     ^^^ I so have had this happen!!^^^

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Pick-me-up-Pancakes... Every Coffee Lovers Dream

Yes it is that easy to get your coffee in your pancakes! These are a Family FAVE. They are so much of a family fave that when my Sister took them to work for her lunch and gave some to her boss said boss ran off with the whole container including the fruit to be served with them. I recently made them so Sunday brunch and the above mentioned boss was very upset with my sister that non were brought in for her..
So take warning once you make and try these, it will be the ONLY pancakes anyone will want you to make. Which is good considering this serves 12, so there should be enough to go around.
Oh one last thing is that they are sweet on their own, so not a lot of syrup is needed.
What you need:
4 cups unbleached flour
1 cup white sugar
1/4 cup powdered sugar
3 Tbsp. baking powder
1 Tbsp. salt
4 eggs
1/2 cup butter, melted
4 cups coffee (weak)
2 Tbsp. vanilla extract
Putting it together:
Combined all dry ingredients in one large mixing bowl setting it aside
Powdered sugar and
Baking Powder, salt
In another large Mixing Bowl combine all wet ingredients
Melted Butter
Slowly add dry mixture to the wet. Mixing till there are no lumps and batter is smooth. Doing it this way will make sure you pancakes are fluffy
Pour out 1/3 cup of batter on your griddle per pancake. (Note a turkey baster works well to portion out pancakes.)
Once cooked Serve with fruit and Enjoy!

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Saturday Funny: October 5/13

Evening All!

Well we finally got the cupboards painted.. now on to the rest of the kitchen... so with that it is the main reason there is not much cooking going on at the moment... I do hope to have a few posted this week of things I mean to get up. There just may be few less pictures to go with it.

This week I found these funny stories floating around Facebook and thought it would be a nice change for the Saturday funny. Hope you laugh as much as I did.

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...


I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....


My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me

for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets

and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that

I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

And then the fight started...


My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........


I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.


One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.